Miss Asti Spumante

September 1999 - October 2013

And God asked Miss Asti …. 

             Are you ready to come home?

             Oh, yes, quite so,

             Replied her precious soul.

             As a cat, you know I am most able

             To decide anything for myself.

Are you coming then?

             asked God.

             Soon, replie d Miss Asti

             But I must come slowly,

             For my family is troubled

             You see, they need me,

             Quite certainly.

But don't they understand?

             asked God

             That you'll never leave them?

             That your souls are intertwined

             For all eternity

             Forever and ever and ever?

Eventually they will understand,

            Replied the glorious Miss Asti

            For I will whisper into their hearts

            That I am always with them

            Forever and ever and ever ....